Christmas Cookie Recipe

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Christmas Cookie Recipe

Postby witchy on Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:09 am

You might want to give this recipe a try. :)

Christmas Cookie Recipe

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Crown Royal/Whiskey/Rum

- Sample the Liquor to check quality.

- Take a large bowl, check the Liquor again, to be sure it is of the
highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

- Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large
fluffy bowl.

- Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.

- At this point it's best to make sure the Liquor is still OK, try
another cup.. just in case.

- Tur n off the mixer thingy.

- Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried
fruit.

- Pick the frigging fruit off floor...

- Mix on the turner.

- If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose
with a dewscriver.

- Sample the Liquor to check for tonsisticity.

- Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.... who giveshz a sheet.

- Check the Liquor.

- Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

- Add one table.


- Greash the oven.

- Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

- Don't forget to beat off the turner.

- Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

- Finish the bottle of Liquor.

- Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

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Postby Twizzot on Mon Dec 24, 2007 5:19 am

thanks for the recipe....and the card!
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Postby witchy on Mon Dec 24, 2007 8:40 am

Thanks for yours they were beautyful. You guys always have extra nice ones.
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