Important Infomation for Men: This WILL Help You, I Promise

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Important Infomation for Men: This WILL Help You, I Promise

Postby skyblu on Mon Jan 07, 2008 2:20 pm

9 WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine:

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.



(2) Five Minutes:

If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.



(3) Nothing:

This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.



(4) Go Ahead:

This is a dare, not a permission. Don't Do It!



(5) Loud Sigh:

This isn't actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
Nothing.)



(6) That's Okay:

This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


(7) Thanks:

A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint.
Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... That will bring on a "whatever").



(8) Whatever:

Is a woman's way of saying F*cK YOU!


(9) Don't bother, I've got it:

Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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Re: Important Infomation for Men: This WILL Help You, I Promise

Postby Twizzot on Tue Jan 08, 2008 5:20 am

I am ahead of the game because I already know these words and their application. I also am aware that there are myriad versions of these words and that a man needs to stay ever vigilant to be able to interpret them!
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Re: Important Infomation for Men: This WILL Help You, I Promise

Postby skyblu on Wed Jan 09, 2008 3:23 pm

:lol: See? This is an extremely intelligent man to not even question the validity of this advice, but to just go with it. And that fact that you recognize how women will change the words, the definitions, and the hidden meanings behind them is amazing. if there were a "Men's Hall of Fame" you would be in it!! Maybe you should give classes!!
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Re: Important Infomation for Men: This WILL Help You, I Promise

Postby witchy on Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:21 pm

i agree twizzy u rock!
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