Subject: Pastor's Business Card
Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 8:49 amSubject: Pastor's Business Card
A new pastor was visiting the homes of his parishioners. At one
hous it seemed obvious someone was at home, but no answer came to his
repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and
wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found his
card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis
3:10."
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales
of laughter.
Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock."
Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid
for I was naked."
Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones? They still
are! "A cheerful heart is good medicine" (Prov. 17:22).
A new pastor was visiting the homes of his parishioners. At one
hous it seemed obvious someone was at home, but no answer came to his
repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and
wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found his
card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis
3:10."
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales
of laughter.
Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock."
Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid
for I was naked."
Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones? They still
are! "A cheerful heart is good medicine" (Prov. 17:22).