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This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What does it take to give 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all attended meetings where someone wants you to “give over 100%.” How about achieving 103%?


Here's a formula that might help you answer those exact questions:


If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


Then the following is true:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.