Lost at HOME DEPOT

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Lost at HOME DEPOT

Postby witchy on Wed Mar 14, 2007 11:06 pm

Lost at HOME DEPOT

>

>Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home

>Depot when they collide.

>

>The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for

>my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

>

>"The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my

>wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

>

>The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your

>wife look like?"

>

>The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair,

>blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts,

>a halter

>top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"

>

>The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours!"
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