Lost at HOME DEPOT
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 11:06 pmLost at HOME DEPOT
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>Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home
>Depot when they collide.
>
>The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for
>my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
>
>"The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
>wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
>
>The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your
>wife look like?"
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>The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair,
>blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts,
>a halter
>top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"
>
>The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours!"
>
>Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home
>Depot when they collide.
>
>The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for
>my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
>
>"The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
>wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
>
>The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your
>wife look like?"
>
>The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair,
>blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts,
>a halter
>top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"
>
>The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours!"