The Alabama preacher

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The Alabama preacher

Postby witchy on Wed May 02, 2007 6:01 pm

The Alabama preacher said to his Congregation, "Someone in this
congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.
This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot
tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I
want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and
this Christian family." No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you
have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you
will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and
confess your transgression." Again all was
Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would
stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and
her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a
terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of
the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends you were
a wizard under the sheets." The preacher fainted, and the
congregation roared.
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