Why chocolate is better then sex!

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Why chocolate is better then sex!

Postby ProHandyman on Sat May 12, 2007 11:16 pm

1. You can GET chocolate.

2. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real
meaning for chocolate.

3. Chocolate satisfies even if it has gone soft.

4. You can safely have chocolate even while driving.

5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it
to.

6. You can have chocolate even in front of your
mother.

7. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't
mind.

8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate
without being called nasty names.

9. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.

10. You can have chocolate on top of your
workbench/desk during office hours without upsetting
your colleagues.

11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without
getting your face slapped.

12. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.

13. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.

14. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.

15. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.

16. Good chocolate is easy to find.

17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can
handle.

18. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.

19. When you have chocolate it doesn't keep your
neighbours awake.

20. With chocolate size doesn't matter.
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Postby witchy on Sun May 13, 2007 10:21 am

lol yay for chocolate!!! :!:
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