Court and Grandmothers

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Court and Grandmothers

Postby ProHandyman on Mon May 21, 2007 11:44 am

>Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't
>prepared for the answer.
>In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first
>witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and
>asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
>She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since
>you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me.
>You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about
>them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the
>brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit
>paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
>The lawyer was stunned!
>Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs.
>Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"
>She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
>youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't
>build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the
>worst in the entire state not to mention he cheated on his wife with three
>different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."
>The defense attorney almost died.
>The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet
>voice, said, "If either of you Morons asks her if she knows me, I'll send
>you to the electric chair."
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Postby witchy on Mon May 21, 2007 5:59 pm

hehe nice.
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