Never choke in a restaurant in the South...

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Never choke in a restaurant in the South...

Postby witchy on Wed Aug 08, 2007 10:31 pm

Never choke in a restaurant in the South...
>
>Two hillbillies walk into a bar.
>While having a shot of whiskey,
>they talk about their moonshine operation.
>Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table,
>who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
>After a minute or so, it becomes apparent
>that she is in real distress.
>One of the hillbillies looks at her and says,
>"Kin ya swallar?"
>The woman shakes her head no.
>"Kin ya breathe?"
>The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
>The hillbilly walks over to the woman,!
>lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her
>drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a
>lick with his tongue.
>The woman is so shocked that she has a violent
>spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
>As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly
>walks slowly back to the bar.
>His partner says, Ya know, I'd heerd of that there
>'Hind Lick Maneuver',
>but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"
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