25 signs that you have grown up

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25 signs that you have grown up

Postby witchy on Thu Sep 06, 2007 8:53 pm

1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
>> > 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
>> > 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
>> > 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
>> > 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
>> > 6. You watch the Weather Channel.
>> > 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
>> > 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
>> > 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as dressed up.
>> > 10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door
>> > won't turn down the stereo.
>> > 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
>> > 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
>> > 13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
>> > 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
>> > 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
>> > 16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
>> > 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of
> one.
>> > 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
> rather
>> > than settle your stomach.
>> > 19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and
>> > pregnancy tests.
>> > 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer pretty good stuff.
>> > 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
>> > 22. I just can't drink the way I used to, instead of, I'm never going
>> > to
>> > drink that much again.
>> > 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
>> > 24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
>> > 25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
>> > doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old
>> > ass!!!!!!
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Postby ProHandyman on Sat Sep 08, 2007 5:53 pm

oh how true! :roll:
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Postby conklin_kidz on Wed Nov 07, 2007 1:45 am

:twisted: i'm glad that almost none of those apply to me yet!
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Postby witchy on Wed Nov 07, 2007 8:23 am

only a few dont apply to me :cry:
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Postby ProHandyman on Wed Nov 07, 2007 1:23 pm

Awwww Witchy, we still luv yah! Especially those of us that fit the mold too! :lol:
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