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divorce or murder??

Postby Naysa on Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:42 pm

Divorce vs. Murder


DIVORCE VS. MURDER

A nice, calm and respectable lady went
into the pharmacy, walked up to the
pharmacist, looked straight into his
eyes, and said, 'I would like to buy
some cyanide.'

The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world
do you need cyanide?'

The lady replied, 'I need it to poison
my husband.'

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he
exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't
give you cyanide to kill your husband.
That's against the law! I'll lose my
license!
They'll throw both of us in jail! All
kinds of bad things will happen.
Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any
cyanide!'

The lady reached into her purse and
pulled out a picture of her husband in
bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture
and replied, 'Well now, that's
different. You didn't tell me you had a
prescription.'
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Postby witchy on Mon Dec 10, 2007 11:59 pm

lol nice
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Re: divorce or murder??

Postby ProHandyman on Sun Jan 20, 2008 11:48 pm

good one!
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