Garage
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:02 pmA 50+ executive goes into work as he usually does every morning.
As he walks into his office and past his secretary she says to him:
"Good morning sir. I will have your coffee in to you in a minute, and by the way you left the garage door open".
After a few minutes of sitting there he thinks to himself "How did she know I left the garage door open? She doesn't know where I live".
Well it finally dawned on him that she was talking about the zipper on his pants. He looks down and sure as shit his fly was undone.
The next time he walks out of his office he stops by his secretary and says "Thanks for letting me know I left the garage door open. Did you happen to notice the Expedition parked in there?"
The secretary turns to him and says "You are welcome. No I didn't see an Expedition but I did see a Mini Cooper with 2 flat tires".
As he walks into his office and past his secretary she says to him:
"Good morning sir. I will have your coffee in to you in a minute, and by the way you left the garage door open".
After a few minutes of sitting there he thinks to himself "How did she know I left the garage door open? She doesn't know where I live".
Well it finally dawned on him that she was talking about the zipper on his pants. He looks down and sure as shit his fly was undone.
The next time he walks out of his office he stops by his secretary and says "Thanks for letting me know I left the garage door open. Did you happen to notice the Expedition parked in there?"
The secretary turns to him and says "You are welcome. No I didn't see an Expedition but I did see a Mini Cooper with 2 flat tires".
