new rooster

[witchy]

A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop.

The rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "Beat it! You're washed up and I'm taking over."

The old rooster says "I'll tell you what, young stud, I'll race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop. But since I am so old I need a 5 second head start."

The young rooster laughs, "You don't stand a chance."

So the old rooster takes off running and about 5 seconds later the young rooster takes off after him. They round the front of the farmhouse and the young rooster is closing the gap.

The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting on the front porch when he sees his new stud rooster running behind his old rooster.

The farmer shoots the new rooster and sadly shakes his head, "Dang...third gay rooster I've bought this month."