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The Password
>
>A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the
>appropriate
>point in the process, she told him that he would now need to enter a
>password.
> Something he could remember easily and will use each time he has to
>log on.
>
>The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for
>the
>shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention.
>
>So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it
>plainly
>obvious to his wife that he was keying in...
>P...
>E...
>N...
>I...
>S...
>His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:
>***PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH***