There are 14 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

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There are 14 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

Postby witchy on Wed May 24, 2006 4:55 pm

> 1) At lunch, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a
> hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
> 2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
> 3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries
>with
>that.
> 4) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."
> 5) When trying on clothes in a dressing room, yell out "there is no
>toilet
>paper in here"
> 6) In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
> 7) Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy"
> 8) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
> 9) Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go"
>10) Sing along at the opera
>11) Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all
>day.
>12) When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won, I won!"
>13) Tell your children over dinner, "due to the economy, we are going to
>let
>one of you go.
>14) Now send this E-mail to someone to make them smile. Smiling is the best
>therapy!!
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