A SMART BLONDE
Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 11:01 amSubject: A SMART BLONDE
Blonde Minnesotan
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A
very
attractive blonde woman from Minnesota arrived and bet
twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the
dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier
when I'm
completely nude."
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and
yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and
> squealed...
"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her
winnings
and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared
at each
other dumfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were
watching."
Moral -
Not all Minnesotans are stupid and not all blondes are dumb,
but all men are men!
Blonde Minnesotan
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A
very
attractive blonde woman from Minnesota arrived and bet
twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the
dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier
when I'm
completely nude."
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and
yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and
> squealed...
"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her
winnings
and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared
at each
other dumfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were
watching."
Moral -
Not all Minnesotans are stupid and not all blondes are dumb,
but all men are men!