DINNER WITH THE GIRLFRIEND'S PARENTS

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DINNER WITH THE GIRLFRIEND'S PARENTS

Postby witchy on Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:30 pm

DINNER WITH THE GIRLFRIEND'S PARENTS
> >
> > A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
> > and have dinner with her parents. Since this is
> > such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend
> > that after dinner, she would like to go out and make
> > love for the first time.
> > * * * * * * * * *
> > Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had
> > sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to
> > get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his
> > first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about
> > an hour.
> > He tells the boy everything there is to know about
> > condoms and sex.
> >
> > * * * * * * * * *
> >
> > At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
> > condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or
> > family pack. The! boy insists on the family pack
> > because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his
> > first time and all.
> > * * * * * * * * *
> >
> > That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
> > house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
> > so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
> > * * * * * * * * *
> >
> > The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
> > where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
> > offers to say grace and bows his head.
> > * * * * * * * * *
> > A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
> > with his head down.
> > * * * * * * * * *
> >
> > 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
> >
> > * * * * * * * * *
> > Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
> > girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend,
> > "I had no idea you were this religious."
> > * * * * * * * *
> > The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea
> > your father was a pharmacist."
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