PIGGY PIGGY

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PIGGY PIGGY

Postby witchy on Thu Aug 10, 2006 5:31 pm

PIGGY PIGGY
> >
> > A farmer had 5 female pigs he really didn't need, so
> >decided to take them to the county fair and sell them.
> >While at the fair, he met another farmer who owned five male pigs.
> >
> > After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split
> >everything 50/50.
> >
> >
> >
> > The farmers lived sixty miles away from one another and so they
> >agreed to drive thirty miles and find a field in which to mate their
>pigs.
> >
> > The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up at 5AM,
> >loaded the pigs into the family station wagon, which was the only
> >vehicle they had, and drove the thirty miles.
> >
> >
> >
> > While the pigs were mating, he asked the other farmer, "How will
> >know if they are pregnant?"
> >
> >
> >
> > The other farmer replied, "If they're in the grass grazing in the
> >morning, then they're pregnant, if they're in the mud, then they're not."
> >
> >
> >
> > The next morning they were rolling in the mud, so he hosed them off,
> >loaded them again into the family station wagon and proceeded to try
>again.
> >
> > This continued each morning the following week until one morning the
> >farmer was so tired that he couldn't get out of bed.
> >
> > He called to his wife, "Honey, please look outside and tell me if
> >the pigs are in the mud or in the field."
> >
> >
> >
> > "Neither," yelled his wife, "they're in the station wagon and one
> >of them is honking the horn."
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