THE PERFECT HUSBAND

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THE PERFECT HUSBAND

Postby witchy on Sat Sep 09, 2006 12:44 pm

THE PERFECT HUSBAND:


Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on
a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and
begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.


MAN: "Hello."


WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"


MAN: "Yes."


WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"


MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."


WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new
2006 models. I saw one I really liked."


MAN: "How much?"


WOMAN: "$90,000."


MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."


WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing, the house I wanted last year
is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000.00.
They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand.
It is really a pretty good price."


WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"


MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."


The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him
in astonishment, mouths agape. Then he smiles and asks:


"Anyone know whose phone this is?"
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