What Religion is Your Bra?

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What Religion is Your Bra?

Postby witchy on Thu Sep 06, 2007 8:50 pm

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up
>> > to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."

"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"
"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every
shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of
this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from."

Relieved, the man asked about the types.

The saleslady replied "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the
Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between
them.

The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...

The Catholic type supports the masses.

The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,

The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and

The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."
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Postby ProHandyman on Sat Sep 08, 2007 5:55 pm

Now if they only made equivalents in men's.....
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Postby witchy on Sat Sep 08, 2007 7:59 pm

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